Just figured i'd have the balls to admit i own one. Packin under its hood is the Almighty G10, 3 cylinder monster.

Channeling all 55 horses is a stock 3 speed auto gear box(prayed for a manual, got an auto). Factory stock intake box, rusting exhaust manifold, grease and oil on the front side of the engine makes a point to say "Ive had better dayz". Not to mention the crappy wiring "hide" job done for the foglights.
Interior has factory seats, no airbags, no a/c, no power steering, and no power windows but hey, atleast the back seat folds down. Not to mention, its missing the right rear interior door handle and neither of the back 2 doors can be opend from the outside(ready to shave the handles). Drivers seat has an awesome seat cover in black with a dragon ying-yang design. Sony CD player with 4 6x9's in a custom crappy wood inclosure insures you hear music and road noise(mostly road noise).
Exterior is boner stock except the addition of the halogen foglights installed to the bumper. Very little rusting has occured, only due to the fact i actually care enough to WASH the salt off it. Even better is the dent in the hatch. Completely stock headlights, tail-lights, turn signals and bumpers means its a definate turn off to anyone.
And if after reading all this, you still havent laughed... i dont know what to tell you. Its my crappy little car, it looks wack... and it gets the job done. Needless to say weighing in at 1600 lbs, this car is a lil rocket sled on rails on a good back road going down hill. Would like to see what engine/tranny combo would fit and then save the munnies up to do so.